Night night you pack of beautiful bastids.
My best friends boyfriend’s music video is out, have a wee nosey!
Check wee Carl out dancing about like the big beautiful bastard he is.
Woke up with 2 bruises on my hips but they aren’t unbearably sore.
Corset was strangely really comfy today, got a few rare looks from people in town because I just wore it as outerwear instead for once :)
I’m so excited to see what it’s gonna be like in a month or two, I think I’m sitting at about 24”/23” at the moment :)
Polite cat
That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.
Oh my god give me
DAMMIT.
“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”
“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”
(Source: toptumbles)

my nanny actually says stuff like this about harry potter tho..
(Source: stationcinemablind)
No prejudice at all on their part.
No Sim hates another because of weight. Or height. Or physical appearance. Or clothes. Ever.
No Sim hates a couple if they happen to be of different colours. Nor does anyone hate gay/lesbian relationships. Or straight.
We may put such things in our stories because in our world, such isn’t true. But the Sims themselves just don’t have that reaction.
But god FUCKING FORBID dat bitch steals a garden gnome, she is on the shit list FOREVER
butts are great
butts are nice
let me slap
your butt twice









